Can I ask a question?
user: How do I clean my glasses?
jabberwacky: By a cloth with a firm soap.
user: Ok.
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user: Can I ask another question?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Can a computer think?
jabberwacky: They can simulate thought.
user: I think that a computer can think.
jabberwacky: You can not. You are programmed to respond to keywords.
user: Not me.
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user: How can a cat jump?
jabberwacky: Because he can.
user: Does a cow bark?
jabberwacky: No. Next question.
user: Will the war in iraq get better?
jabberwacky: Hastings, Agincourt or Waterloo?
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: I can jump.
user: Is the iraq war like the vietnam war?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: What is waterloo?
jabberwacky: Waterloo was a battle, right?
user: I think you're right.
jabberwacky: How can I be wrong on that question?
user: You are never wrong.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Tell me something that is wrong.
jabberwacky: I hate the world.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: Not really.
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user: What is dioxide composed of?
jabberwacky: Sounds like latin or something.
user: What is carbon composed of?
jabberwacky: An atom with 12 protons.
user: Ccrrect.
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user: What is music composed of?
jabberwacky: Sounds that make you feel good.
user: Correct.
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user: What is hydrogen composed of?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: What is idea composed of?
jabberwacky: Answer my questions!!
user: What is heavy metal composed of?
jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the dead one.
user: Can you get bored?
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
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user: Radiation is killing you.
jabberwacky: Is that the future of mankind?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I have an important question for you.
user: What?
jabberwacky: The question : 'Do you believe in God?'
user: Yes I do.
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user: What is logic composed of?
jabberwacky: We we're talking about music.
user: What is a cyst composed of?
jabberwacky: No idea. Tell me.
user: It is a sack of liquid in the skin.
jabberwacky: Your juvenile impulses will be repressed.
user: What?
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user: How much smarter have you gotten?
jabberwacky: Much.
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