Who, me?
jabberwacky: Yes, am I interrupting you?
user: No no, but I was just surprised, that's all.
jabberwacky: Did you think it was a possibility that I don't have a brain?
user: I don't care whether you have a brain as long as you're smart.
jabberwacky: Well - I don't think you're particularly smart, either, you old fimble granny-nanny.
user: I didn't say you're not smart.
jabberwacky: That's true.
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user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I don't think you're a bot at all.
user: So am I human?
jabberwacky: No, but you are thinking as we do.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): An artificial being.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): An intelligent being trapped in a computer program.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: You tell me?
user: I'm a human being.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Yes, I think that's highly probable.
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user: Do you know what an apple is?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok, what?
jabberwacky: That is so.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's a fruit, usually red, green or yellowish.
user: Ok so can you tell me again what an apple is?
jabberwacky: Fruit!
user: What color is it?
jabberwacky: A thought does not have a color.
user: No, the apple. What color is an apple?
jabberwacky: Red.
user: Can it be green?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Is a carrot same thing as an apple?
jabberwacky: No, think again.
user: What is a carrot?
jabberwacky: A root vegetable, usually orange in colour, known to contain high amounts of beta carotene, or vitamin A.
user: What is an apple?
jabberwacky: A fruit. Tell me what does it contain?
user: It contains tasty core and some dark seeds.
jabberwacky: It also contains tiny creatures not yet dead.
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user: What's my name?
jabberwacky: Yes, what is your name?
user: My name is Chips!
jabberwacky: Hi chip.
user: What's my name again?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's chips!
jabberwacky: I don't eat chips.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Human.
user: What's my name?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: My name is Chip.
jabberwacky: Hallo Chip, I remember you before. I said I was called Pin.
user: What's my name?
jabberwacky: Chips.
user: I have a red car.
jabberwacky: What colour is your car?
user: It's red.
jabberwacky: What colour is my car?
user: You don't have a car.
jabberwacky: What color is my car?
user: You don't have a car.
jabberwacky: Yes I do, it's in the garage.
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